God Hates The Scene!
Another Scene Hating tract from Epsilon Minus
Millions of years ago, The Scene was barren and still. Then Skinny Puppy brought forth life and fantastic power! Teenagers everywhere put on lots of makeup and acted real angry about things! And thus began the meteoric rise of the Goth-Industrial scene!”
What ever happened to stuff like Bauhaus and Sisters of Mercy? No one appreciates real goth music these days, it’s all just a bunch of clicks and whistles anymore.
Also EASY E GOT HIV FROM FREDDIE MERCURY