I logged into that Bloglines account that I’ve become afraid of; it passed the point where I could even mark everything read in a single 24 hour day, and I’ve been pretending that it didn’t exist; like you might do with that large, man-eating plant that you discover one morning out in the back garden. [...]
Read more →I laughed right in the face of an old man today. He asked me something that struck me as insane, and I laughed right in his face. This made it a bit uncomfortable for the next half hour that we waited in line to buy movie tickets for “Wiener Takes All”, but if I had [...]
Read more →I found most of the following in the middle of some silly argument on Facebook (that I’m not part of). Reformatted ita bit and added the recursion. Scientific Method: Observations -> Hypothesis -> Test -> Data -> Data Analysis -> Conclusion Repeat as needed. Faith Method: No Observations -> Belief Do not question.
Read more →I hate discussions on the internet about social issues. Someone posts a thinly veiled left wing propaganda piece about a pseudo-anarchic organization in Vancouver; the Anti-Poverty Coalition. This is typically followed by bipolar opinions by everyone. There’s always a representative of each extreme end of the spectrum who speak up quickly and voluminously about how [...]
Read more →A vision came to me yesterday. Now, some of you “skeptics” may say that this is just a rust stain or that it doesn’t look like the saint that spoke to me at that moment, but you’re all jerks. Go see the picture and feel the warm love of the sock…
Read more →Thank you, Mitch Clem Click the image or Mitch’s name for the punchline…
Read more →Found another Jack Chick Tract today, tucked into the front of a newspaper box along with the local free weekly paper. Seriously, I never saw these things in the flesh… paper… on the west coast. All the tracts out there were low rent clip-art devices droning on about the wages of sin. This little booklet [...]
Read more →Photo by dariuszka — CC Well, I sent an email to that extras casting firm as I mentioned, and I’ve been assured that I will never work in this town again. They’ve been here for 25 years, and the industry is still young and fragile … I’ve replied to mention this time that I have [...]
Read more →Photo by VirtualErn — CC Ever try to feed three hundred starving extras who were told that a light lunch would be provided? Would your first idea be to simply order 30 large pizzas, for a total of 240 slices? Then leave them all, unguarded on a table with no supervision? The first dozen self [...]
Read more →I mentioned Fat Joe Satan yesterday, and I decided that I just couldn’t wait to share the love. I’m hoping that I have a recording of Joe’s rock wonder duo named Untooned (Untuned?) in the pile of tapes here… In the mean time, here are two bootlegged live cuts from the front row at The [...]
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