• Robocop 2 (598/350)

    by  • 12/16/2011 • film • 0 Comments

    ROBOCOP 2 – Other than the large autonomous cyborgs, I think this could almost be a documentary about what’s happening in Toronto right now. In the film, Detroit is hard enough off that it becomes the target of a hostile takeover by the OCP corporation.

    I think Toronto needs a Robocop, but maybe not the one with all the extra directives.

    DIRECTIVE 1: SERVE THE PUBLIC TRUST
    DIRECTIVE 2: PROTECT THE INNOCENT
    DIRECTIVE 3: UPHOLD THE LAW

    DIRECTIVE 233: RESTRAIN HOSTILE FEELINGS
    DIRECTIVE 234: PROMOTE POSITIVE ATTITUDE
    DIRECTIVE 235: SUPPRESS AGGRESSIVENESS
    DIRECTIVE 236: PROMOTE PRO-SOCIAL VALUES
    DIRECTIVE 238: AVOID DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR
    DIRECTIVE 239: BE ACCOUNTABLE
    DIRECTIVE 240: PARTICIPATE IN GROUP ACTIVITIES
    DIRECTIVE 241: AVOID INTERPERSONAL CONFLICTS
    DIRECTIVE 242: AVOID PREMATURE VALUE JUDGEMENTS
    DIRECTIVE 243: POOL OPINIONS BEFORE EXPRESSING YOURSELF
    DIRECTIVE 244: DISCOURAGE FEELINGS OF NEGATIVITY AND HOSTILITY
    DIRECTIVE 245: IF YOU HAVEN’T GOT ANYTHING NICE TO SAY DON’T TALK
    DIRECTIVE 246: DON’T RUSH TRAFFIC LIGHTS
    DIRECTIVE 247: DON’T RUN THROUGH PUDDLES AND SPLASH PEDESTRIANS OR OTHER CARS
    DIRECTIVE 248: DON’T SAY THAT YOU ARE ALWAYS PROMPT WHEN YOU ARE NOT
    DIRECTIVE 249: DON’T BE OVER-SENSITIVE TO THE HOSTILITY AND NEGATIVITY OF OTHERS
    DIRECTIVE 250: DON’T WALK ACROSS A BALLROOM FLOOR SWINGING YOUR ARMS
    DIRECTIVE 251: DON’T REFUSE TO DANCE WITH… WHOEVER…
    DIRECTIVE 254: ENCOURAGE AWARENESS
    DIRECTIVE 256: DISCOURAGE HARSH LANGUAGE
    DIRECTIVE 258: COMMEND SINCERE EFFORTS
    DIRECTIVE 261: TALK THINGS OUT
    DIRECTIVE 262: AVOID ORION MEETINGS
    DIRECTIVE 266: SMILE
    DIRECTIVE 267: KEEP AN OPEN MIND
    DIRECTIVE 268: ENCOURAGE PARTICIPATION
    DIRECTIVE 273: AVOID STEREOTYPING

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