WAR, INC. (Netflix) – Don’t waste your time or money on this. This is one of the most ham-fisted, dumbest, asinine movies I’ve seen in a long time. Lame. There are a couple cute gags with OnStar and other things, but the funny bits are the filler in a shit sandwich.
The Cusacks are as good as they can be with such bad material to work with, but they should be ashamed of themselves for signing on and basically re-hashing their GROSSE POINT BLANK characters. Hilary Duff is inexcusably bad and why do people keep putting Dan Aykroyd in roles?
If you insist on watching it, rest assured that it doesn’t get any better after the GET SMART! style secret base in the Popeye’s Chicken basement. You wouldn’t think something could get dumber once you’ve had a shot onscreen of Dan Aykroyd taking a shit, and you’d be wrong.