I watched the following trailer for the film “Let’s All Hate Toronto” and then clicked over to a related Dead Trolls fan video (misattributed to the Arrogant Worms).

There’s some law of trolling that ensures that the top comment, the one that you can’t avoid seeing right there under the video, scream out the most insanely stupid bullshit possible.

Such was the comment from (I’m guessing) twelve year old Qu33NzNYC187 who is quite the expert on Canada.

Why does everyone hate canada is
#1. you guys think your the best
#2. you guys never come up with anything original (america jr.) Dont even make cars.
#3. nothing special up there
#4. girls aren’t even that bad to brag
#5. not even a country (british territory)
#6. health care sucks up there cause all the good doctors go to america(bigger pay)
#7. toronto has no night life(as iv heard)
#8. peter griffin said so…
I know theres a big list why america sucks but i dont care im from new york city

I shouldn’t read, let alone respond to YouTube comments;l these people make Twitter evangelist @JoeCienkowski look like brain trusts. I couldn’t help myself; I mean, if you’ve never been somewhere, and know nothing about it, how can you have an opinion?

@Qu33NzNYC187 Yes, and in Canada they have education that teaches us how to write in full, coherent sentences.
1. You’re
2. So many things wrong with that. Besides, how’s GM doing?
3. That’s exactly what we want you to think. We don’t want you to visit. Not Americans; you specifically.
4. I really have no idea what that says – did you write in in English, run it through google translate into another language and back?
5. Yes, a country with a real constitution, real money, and a real government. That’s like saying New York isn’t really a city, it’s a Dutch colony.
6. I can see any GP right now, anywhere I like, and get treated just fine.
7. See my answer to #3 earlier.
8. Cartoon characters don’t run our lives in Canada.