Either David Prager is dumb enough to leave his front door open in an area of San Francisco where hobos wander the halls looking for bathrooms to crash in, or this is the best he could do at trying to stir up drama via Twitter.

and I can’t believe I’m tweeting about it while he is still in there — in wonder of he is sleep walking – or if maybe I should freak out – about 4 hours ago from Tweetie

Either way, he’s not very bright. If you work for this guy, start working on your resume. It can’t be long before he invests all the corporate funds buying the Golden Gate.

See Gawker for transcript and funny commentary along the lines of “OMG! I’m being stabbed! Should I go to the hospital? I’ll setup a poll on my blog”