• Saint Norman Updates

    by  • 5/13/2008 • atheism, humor, religion • 0 Comments

    “Mike” at Hyphoid Logic updates on his experiments into prayer.

    Jehovah: 0
    Ghost of Norman Fell: 3.732

    According to AAA, the price of gas has hit its sixth consecutive record high. For something to happen once or twice might be coincidence, but for it to happen six times in a row is clearly the result of supernatural intervention. Inversely, for something not to happen six times in a row is clearly attributable to the failure of some other thing. Surely this is a miraculous sign!

    This is one mycologist atheist’s answer to the ineffective pray-in that Rocky Twymann arranged to ask the Lord Almighty to intervene in something as important as the price of the gas that goes into the holy SUV.

    “God is the only one we can turn to at this point,” said Twyman, 59. “Our leaders don’t seem to be able to do anything about it. The prices keep soaring and soaring.”

    Norman Fell is an angry, jealous god, and you are apparently angering Him, Tinkerbell.


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