Welcome to the Atlanta Marriott Marquis, where politeness and hospitality runs to the shower as well. Even the shower is polite to the point of not wanting to offend with water that’s too hot or under too much pressure. Instead, the water politely requests that the dirt and soap kindly vacate your body, bless your soul.

Off to explore the hotels, and try to decide who to pester and what kind of articles to pitch to who.