• Archive for July 16th, 2007

    God Hates Scallops

    by  • 7/16/2007 • humor • 0 Comments

    Apparently he’s never had them cooked properly, with a nice garlic butter… Shrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels, all these are an abomination before the Lord, just as gays are an abomination. Why stop at protesting gay marriage? Bring all of God’s law unto the heathens and the sodomites. We call upon all Christians to join [...]

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