• I told you that the squirrels were plotting…

    by  • 12/1/2005 • insanity, news • 1 Comment

    Squirrels swarm and kill…

    They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh.

    I’ve said that I’ve seen the Black and Grey squirrels in Vancouver plotting some sort of action, but I’ve always been dismissed as the kook. I’ve seen their blueprints, and they’re sick of eating acorns; they want sweet, juicy, human flesh, and they’re running test scenarios with canines. Just wait.

    Some choice comments on the metafilter thread


    One Response to I told you that the squirrels were plotting…

    1. 12/1/2005 at 12:44 pm

      There was a black squirrel that always used to sit outside my living room window and taunt Java.

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