• Most amusingly bizarre spam….

    by  • 10/23/2005 • humor, spam • 1 Comment

    I don’t check my Yahoo mail box that often; mostly every couple months to see if anything interesting shows up. Today I found an email that appears to be a rather odd variant of a scam that’s often done with “pre-approved credit cards” and vacation packages.

    The formatting in the main block of text was so bad in the email, that I had to correct it so that it didn’t look REALLY bad here; mostly just line break issues; I’ve left the words that run together for want of a space between them.

    I’m so sad that I missed out on this… what with the October 15th cut off… I mean, I could be an “Act” in the induction, casting and making of “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince”. I wonder what the “deposit” that’s required for the Fed-Ex package will be; I think I’ll send them an email and see if I can still “apply”….

    WARNERBROS ACTING STUDIOS

    Warner Bros. Entertainment Europe
    Warner House, 98 Theobald’s Road,
    London WC1X 8WB
    Tel: +44 (0) 7031947402
    Fax: (1) 206-984-2614
    http://www.warnerbros.co.uk

    Dear applicant,

    Plot Outline: As Harry Potter begins his 6th year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, he discovers an old book marked mysteriously “TheHalf-Blood Prince” and begins to learn more about Lord Voldermort’s dark past You have been selected to apply and participate as an”Act” in the induction, casting and making of “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” which will be In Theaters by July 2007.

    This selection is organized by writer J.K Rowling in the bid to create original characters for the casts.

    We will acknowledge your altruistic effort and appreciate your recognition. Selection of applicants and first shots of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince will hold in three locations which includes Spain, London and Greece.

    We expect your early attendance.

    You are henceforth required to send in a formal application to be processed before 15th october 2005.You are required to send in your CV and include :

    1.full names
    2.Mailing address
    3.Telphone /fax numbers/email address
    4.Recent photograph (scan and send via email)
    5.Sex/nationality/marital status

    PLEASE SEND CORRECT DETAILS TO:

    Email:warnerbros@europe.com

    FAX : (1) 206-984-2614

    theactingcompany. Studios

    THIS WILL ENABLE THE TRAVEL DEPT.PROCESS YOUR APPLICATION.

    We will inform you of your travel arrangements and as soon as your application is processed, we will send you an email notification of acceptance and a brochure via FedEx with details of your trip and all you require for registration for the purpose of processing and posting of your travel document/brochure.

    We will notify you on your travel departure/arrival date and as soon as this is done, your travel arrangement for the trip will be allocated to you.

    NOTE: Failure to oblige will result to cancellation of your application

    All applicants will receive a mail notification and a telephone interview after your application has been approved.

    Your sincerly

    theactingcompany. Studios

    Team coordinator.


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    One Response to Most amusingly bizarre spam….

    1. S
      10/23/2005 at 9:05 pm

      BWAHAHAHA!!! XD XD

      So, they’re in the UK, but their fax machine is in Seattle =D

      It’s 1492 Pictures, Heyday Films that you need to send stuff to if you want a part. WB just does the distribution.

      But seriously, I think you would make a better Hermione Granger. Hands down. Any day.

      — S.

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