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Re:Best platformer ever (Score:3, Funny)
by snorklewacker (836663) on Thursday July 28, @12:48PM (#13189104)

it is called the Nintendo DS after all

The original name, “TouchBoy” didn’t make it past the focus groups.

I think it might have made it through the focus groups if they had more priests on the panel.