• Biblical revisionism

    by  • 12/15/2004 • humor • 0 Comments

    Found this Elsewhere;

    Psalm 23 – adapted

    Bush is my shepherd; I dwell in want.
    He maketh logs to be cut down in national forests.
    He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness.
    He restoreth my fears.
    He leadeth me in the paths of international disgrace for his ego’s sake.

    Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war,
    I will find no exit, for thou art in office.
    Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy media control, they discomfort me.
    Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the presence of thy religion.
    Thou anointest my head with foreign oil.
    My health insurance runneth out.

    Surely, megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the days of thy term,
    And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever

    It’s a bit silly, and it doesn’t “flow” perfectly, but it has funny bits; the last line is my favourite.

    Disclaimer: This isn’t a political blog, people… It’s just a vaguely funny piece.


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